Political Lesson

If you're a minority and you're selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a "token hire."
If you're a conservative and you're selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a "game changer."

Black teen pregnancies? A "crisis" in black America.
White teen pregnancies? A "blessed event."

If you grow up in Hawaii you're "exotic."
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you're the quintessential "American story."

Similarly, if you name you kid Barack you're "unpatriotic."
Name your kid Track, you're "colorful."

If you are a Democratic male candidate who is popular with millions of people you are an "arrogant celebrity".
If you are a popular Republican female candidate you are "energizing the base".

If you are a younger male candidate who thinks for himself and makes his own decisions you are "presumptuous".
If you are an older male candidate who makes last-minute decisions you refuse to explain, you are a "shoot from the hip" maverick.

If you are a candidate with a Harvard law degree you are "an elitist-out of touch" with the real America.
If you are a legacy (dad and granddad both admirals) graduate of Annapolis, with multiple disciplinary infractions you are a hero.

If you manage a multi-million dollar nationwide campaign, you are an "empty suit".
If you are a part time mayor of a town of 7000 people, you are an "experienced executive".

If you go to a south side Chicago church, your beliefs are "extremist".
If you believe in creationism and don't believe global warming is man made, you are "strongly principled".

If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your (disfigured) wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.
If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years and with whom you are raising 2 beautiful daughters, you're "risky".

If you're a black=2 0single mother of 4 who waits for 22 hours after her water breaks to seek medical attention, you're an irresponsible parent, endangering the life of your unborn child.
But if you're a white married mother who waits 22 hours due to political commitments, you're spunky.

If you're a 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton, the Right-Wing Press calls you "First dog."
If you're a 17-year old pregnant unwed daughter of a Republican, the Right-Wing Press calls you "beautiful" and "courageous."

If you have an abortion, you're a murderer (even if the pregnancy happened as a result of rape or incest...)
If you kill an endangered species, you're an excellent hunter.

If you teach responsible age-appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fabric of society.
If you teach abstinence-only sex education, you get teen parents.

If you spend 3 years as a community organizer growing your organization from a staff of 1 to 13 and your budget from $70,000 to $400,000, then become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new African American voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, then spend nearly 8 more years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, becoming Chairman of the State Senate's Health and Human Services committee, then spend nearly 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of nearly 13 million people, sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees:
Then you are woefully inexperienced.

If you spend 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, then spend 20 months as the Governor of a state with 650,000 people, are the Commander-in-Chief of the Alaska military, and are an expert-by-proximity on Soviet relations:
Then you've got as much executive experience as anyone on either ticket and are well qualified to lead the nation whenever you are called upon to do so.